Wednesday 13 May 2015

I still got it.... it's just taking up more space...

 




Daddydaddydaddydaddydaddydaddydaddydaddy!!!!

DADDY!!!!!

What????

Wanna come outside with me and play soccer?

Uh, can’t son… Daddy’s busy… maybe later….

Daddydaddydaddydaddydaddydaddydaddydaddy!!!!

DADDY!!!!!

What???

You’re not busy, you’re just looking out the window. Why are you looking out the window, what are you looking at?

What? Nothing, just looking outside. Go play.

Daddydaddydaddydaddydaddydaddydaddydaddy!!!!

DADDY!!!!!

What???

Are you looking at our new neighbor Miss Lily? Why are you looking at Miss Lily? She’s just laying on that long chair by her swimming pool.

What? No! What? I’m not looking at her!  – go to your room!

Daddydaddydaddydaddydaddydaddydaddydaddy!!!!

DADDY!!!!!

What???

How come Miss Lily has a bathing suit like me, just the bottom part? Mummy’s bathing suit has a bottom and a top, and a skirt part and a part that looks like a scarf that she puts around her tummy.

What? I don’t know why her bathing suit is like that…. I’m not even looking at her… go play somewhere.

Daddydaddydaddydaddydaddydaddydaddydaddy!!!!

DADDY!!!!!

What???

How come Miss Lily’s skin looks so smooth, kind of like a peach, but Mummy’s skin kind of looks like my t-shirt drawer, all wrinkly and bumpy and squished in? And how do Miss Lily’s lady chest parts stay up like that even when she is laying down, because mummy’s lady chest parts slide right down to her armpits when she is laying on the couch?  And Miss Lily’s hair kind of looks like yellow ribbons, but Mummy's hair is short all over, and has lots of white and gray parts, it reminds me of our old dog Rags.
Daddy?

Daddydaddydaddydaddydaddydaddydaddydaddy!!!!

DADDY!!!!!

What??

Why are you crying?